Larry Doering Johnson-Dedication Entry

Kerry "the Larry" is, I have to admit, extremely underrepresented in my blog. She is my oldest, hottest pal, with huge tits. . . Did I mention that she is single boys? So if you are 5"10+, have a good job, and loovvvee to drink then this successful, sexy pharmaceutical sales siren may just be for you. Must love dogs.

Umm. Adorable much? Claire and Elle

This pic was taken last Monday- 98 degrees outside. I lasted 25 minutes at the park and decided to take these smellys home to play in the backyard. Needless to say, they had a fab time and I got to catch a few much-needed rays.

I Heart NYC- Look here to see just how cool I am.

I Heart NYC

Can't wait for another round. NYC- here we come.

Some Random Favorites

Cholo Party, Poop in the bathtub, Stupid Luke and Pretty D, Tee-Pee, Stupid Baylor

In case you haven't seen enough of me lately. . .

Jay and Juju Montage. More to come

That gun is fake. I promise.

Baby Beyonce

   This kid is amazing. Her dad is so pumped. 

New Terrorist Found

Sassy Ostrich

         What are you bitches looking at?

New York to Maine

Anybody ever been on a road trip from New York to Maine (or any variation thereof)? Jay and I are going for it- June 17th. If anyone has any recommendations for restaurants, bars, museums, ect- please let me know. Smooches.