Lana's Last Days of Freedom

Balls out good time

Randomness

1. Larry n Jay- Conjoined Twin Myslexia:)
2. Birthday girl Jamie

3. Dre n Mikey and some sweet parrots

4. Dre w/ the Queen

5. Jay-Hb fo life

SF

Baseball Season!

Kids Stuff- The fam

Mas Vegas

Thanks Puff Daddy

O you know. Just another weekend for the Juju. Craps, Blackjack, staying out till 7am on some weird movie set near the old strip, taking my top off at a Puff Daddy pool party, dominating water slides, waterfalls and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. 

Larry Doering Johnson-Dedication Entry

Kerry "the Larry" is, I have to admit, extremely underrepresented in my blog. She is my oldest, hottest pal, with huge tits. . . Did I mention that she is single boys? So if you are 5"10+, have a good job, and loovvvee to drink then this successful, sexy pharmaceutical sales siren may just be for you. Must love dogs.

Umm. Adorable much? Claire and Elle

This pic was taken last Monday- 98 degrees outside. I lasted 25 minutes at the park and decided to take these smellys home to play in the backyard. Needless to say, they had a fab time and I got to catch a few much-needed rays.

I Heart NYC- Look here to see just how cool I am.

I Heart NYC

Can't wait for another round. NYC- here we come.

Some Random Favorites

Cholo Party, Poop in the bathtub, Stupid Luke and Pretty D, Tee-Pee, Stupid Baylor

In case you haven't seen enough of me lately. . .

Jay and Juju Montage. More to come

That gun is fake. I promise.

Baby Beyonce

   This kid is amazing. Her dad is so pumped. 

New Terrorist Found

Sassy Ostrich

         What are you bitches looking at?

New York to Maine

Anybody ever been on a road trip from New York to Maine (or any variation thereof)? Jay and I are going for it- June 17th. If anyone has any recommendations for restaurants, bars, museums, ect- please let me know. Smooches.

Why didn't I think of this before

What was I thinking? I have many more to share with all of you. I have been trying my best to keep this blog G rated, but I think I just up'ed the antie. Enjoy.

Some of my Photo booth Favs

1. Larry and I

2. Juju with Luke's sweet make-shift shortboard

3. Lil and I getting wild on a pseudo rollercoaster

4. Jboy's sweet mustachio

5. TK

6. Mason

Cho

My aunt gave me this expensive toy for free because her stuck-up cat wanted nothing to do with it. He freakin loves it. Sweet.

Cabin Trip with the Men

Kyle "the oaf" Vaughn- about to get pounded with snowballs. There must have been 3 feet of snow when we got there. By the time we left the next day, almost all of it had melted. We got super wild in the Tee Pee and even built an outdoor fire next to it. Genius. 

Old Red

Old Red. 1970 VW Camper Bus. Looking absolutely amazing at San O. Only thing left to do is a paint job. Picked her up for $1000 from a family friend in Paso Robles. So far we are at the $5000 mark, but it is well worth it. These cars are worth a ton of money.

Completely Radom

I just thought this was so funny and random. That's right people: Pee-Wee Herman and Al Gore Jr. wishing me, Juju Atkinson, a happy 25th. Ratface. Why the hell are you hanging out with these two? And doesn't Pee-Wee look completely ridiculous with that bluetooth, pound of face make-up and fanny pack? Hopefully that is for a movie or something. Anyways, enjoy the randomness.

Grandma Doro's 90th Bday Suprise

This was the most classic moment. Doro was way into his fully waxed ass and nuts. You can request "Michael" at www.exoticdancersLA.com. He is also available for "relaxing messages," though I doubt he is certified. The picture below of cousin Liz next to his dong, is my absolute fav. Enjoy. We did.

More Family Pics

Jboy and I, Baby Morgan and Lizzy, Moose and Dillian and J, Dave, Jimbo and Aunda at Dad's Bday.

Here you go Dana

My sister Dana was complaining that I had no pictures of my family on her, so here you are. Baby Claire, J and Lilly, Mustachio men, Mom and Dad and Dana and Dave. More to come. 

XOXO

Juju

League Champions 08!

Ryan, Bird, Juju, Poo Drew, Lauren and Aaron celebrating at Blackwatch after our game went till 11pm. Way pasy grandma Juju's bedtime on a weekday.

Tales by Nacho

Is he not the most handsome cat you have ever seen? Here are some before, after and current pics of my newly neutered Nacho Hercules.

San O. Every damn day. AC, Juju y Ratface

AC. Where r u? Come home so we can dominate the ocean together. Nacho is getting his balls chopped off today and did I mention that today. . . I got a job at Orange County High School of the Arts, took a three hour nap and congratulated myself and my teammates for winning 1st place in our co-ed volleyball league. Karlas fo' Life!